Palringo’s latest feature is a blockchain-powered, cloud-based, machine learning, chat battle-royale VR experience with AI components.
After literally days of intense coding by one our of programmers chained to a radiator in Palringo’s basement, and after a few minutes of strict user testing on someone we dragged off the street, we’re proud to announce the official release of Palringo VR. PAL-VR allows users to view our chat service in stunning 4K, UHD with only minimal motion sickness and mild bouts of chat-aggravated insanity. If you find the current Palringo experience too convenient to hold in your hand, PAL-VR upgrades your on-the-go conversational experience by increasing the chance you walk into people or wander into traffic 1000%–just avoid getting kicked from a Group because Palringo VR will simulate the kick irl.
But don’t just take our word for it. Let’s hear from our developer and user.
“Please…can you unchain me now? I haven’t seen my family in days,” said an extremely happy programmer who will remain nameless for legal reasons.
“My eyes are bleeding–OH GOD IT BURNS,” said John, who received a Gregg’s meal deal (vegan sausage roll) for his
Using PAL-VR is easy*:
- Download our APK via an ad-infested website (via the link below)
- Unpack the main file and subsequent 100 other zip files
- Run the application (our programmer doesn’t remember what he called it)
- Input your name, credit card number, date of birth, passport details, saliva sample
- Enjoy an unparalleled chat experience like never before!
*Your experience may be extremely different and brick your device.
PAL-VR is the next stage in Palringo’s ongoing evolution, and we promise to support this solution for at least a month before becoming bored with it…maybe.